Congratulations! Your child has passed his or her driving permit test, despite your tefillos! He has never passed a written test in his life, but this one he passed just fine. You half expected the DMV to call you in for a conference after the test.
After 500 articles with this paper, I kind of feel like I need to get something off my chest:
I think that people have to come up with more original things to say to me when they meet me in public. It’s basically been the same eight lines for the last decade. I’m a little bit done with these.
As I’m sure you’re aware, this coming Sunday is Mother’s Day (it falls on a Sunday this year) -- a day that people all over the country celebrate by giving mothers off from cooking and cleaning and so on.
To me, it’s strange to think that every Sefer Torah you will ever see has at some point been transported to shul via a whole massive Hachnosas Sefer Torah. I’ve only been to like 3 in my life, but this has to be true.
Lag BaOmer is upon us, and boy do you need a haircut. Even I can tell. But should you get one at home or at the barber? Let’s look at some of the pros and cons.