I imagine my loyal readers are anxious to hear how my pedometer regimen is going, if only so they too can say, “Why do I have to exercise? I already walk!”
How lucky are we to be living in an age when we don’t have to be able to identify different types of trees by looking at their leaves or their bark or whatever? If we had to, I’d be dead in a day.
It’s summer, and you all know what that means – time to stand outside and shvitz over the heat of your barbecue grill. We should grill when it’s cold, and that way we can enjoy the heat. But this is not something we thought of, because it’s men in charge of cooking on grills. If it was women, barbecue season would be the winter, 100%. They’d already be wearing mittens! This is so stupid.
I actually started talking about this last week, and last week’s tips boiled down to: Try to push off the actual driving for as long as possible. For example, I pushed off all the actual driving tips to this week’s article. But eventually, you have to buckle down and do it or else your editors will start losing their patience. Or whatever.