In his initial search for a queen, the Shah of Shahs selected a woman whose nation suffered defeat at the hands of the Jews, although it did not preclude her from becoming fabulously wealthy as a model. Bella Hadid had the exact qualification that the king sought, the willingness to exhibit herself in public. But on account of her immense wealth, which she never credited to the Jewish fashion designers, the king later felt that Queen Bella was angling for his throne in an attempt to weaponize the Persian state against the Jews.

In her continuing non-apology tour, Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar apologized to anti-Zionist sect Neturei Karta for ignoring their request for a photo-op. “In my effort to show that I’m not an anti-Semite, I’ve met with many Jews from the social justice community. They share my opposition to the Israeli financial occupation of congressional campaign accounts,” she said.

Once a surfer boy on the West Coast who amassed a sizable social media following, Jackson Hinkle evolved from a naive environmentalist to a raging anti-Semite whose YouTube channel contains interviews with America’s sworn enemies.

After tepidly denouncing President Donald Trump in a recent opinion column, longtime Queens Jewish Link writer Sergey Kadinsky earned himself an angry letter from reader Ahron Price. “Who does Kadinsky think he is? No president has embraced the Jewish community as tightly as Donald J. Trump. After everything that he had done for Sholom Rubashkin, the Jerusalem embassy, and how about that diplomatic wunderkind Jared Kushner, Jews should be voting Republican for the next hundred years!”