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The fun thing about our elders is that most of the time we ask them why they’re doing something, they’re very happy to tell us. But when the thing they’re doing is something that everyone associates with being old, they usually don’t. Or we don’t always ask them. We just assume this is just something they do “because they’re old.”

 I think we have a mouse problem in our garage.

Actually, it’s not as much of a problem as it sounds like, because it’s a detached garage.

Once again, we present the annual Chanukah gift guide, which is the only gift guide that prides itself on the following principles three:

If you’re tuning in this week to find out if I caught the mice in my garage, you’re going to be very disappointed.

Not as disappointed as me, and not as disappointed as my wife when she finds out I’m telling the world we have mice.

I really think we don’t teach our preschoolers enough Chanukah songs.

If you’re thinking of moving out of New York right now for whatever reason, here’s a thought: Why not New Jersey?

Okay, I can tell you why not New Jersey.