Mission Impossible
Dear Editor:
I’m exhausted. No, I haven’t been cleaning the fridge or junk drawer. Instead, I’ve just come back from another trek to Costco. This time I wasn’t going for 24 rolls of paper towels or toilet paper. Instead, I went to the superstore to purchase a wedding gift for the Bezos newlyweds. Surprised I was invited to the gala affair? Well, to be honest, I didn’t get an actual invitation, but I figured it just got lost in the mail. After all, aren’t I deserving of this grand invite?