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Connecting the Queens Jewish Community It’s that time of year – all the yeshivas and shuls are making dinners, so that everyone can get...
Now that my kids have been getting their driving licenses, I have taken some time to think about my own driving skills, and it turns out that after about 20 years of driving, there are things I’m still bad at. I thought I would have course-corrected by now.
Welcome back to “How Should I Know?” – the column that’s #1 in getting readers to say, “I’m sorry I asked.”
Welcome back to “How Should I Know?” – the advice column that used to run on a regular basis until, as a cost-cutting measure, it was decided that people do not need advice on a regular basis. Once in a while is plenty, they decided. Despite my advice to the contrary. So my advice might not be something that people have to listen to. But what I lack in volume, I hope to make up for in volume.
I’m really excited about my new phone.
It’s a desk phone. I don’t know why you’d care. But everyone’s always subjecting me to listen to them talk about all the features of their phones, so today I’m going to talk about all the features of mine.
That’s always the question when you go away for Shabbos: “What should I bring?” There’s no easy answer. The hosts are providing the food. So what do you bring? And usually you’re like, “Oh, I should bring food!”
(WARNING: This column contains what people call, “leitzanus d’avoda zara,” not that the avoda zara needs my help making fun of it. It sort of takes care of itself. If you are for whatever reason sensitive to such jokes, this might be the wrong newspaper for you.)
